Fort Knox Gold Mystery: Trump Unveils Shiba Inu-Secured Hardware Wallets

A major disruption in the financial world has unfolded at Fort Knox, with reports of a significant gold reserve discrepancy following an audit by the Treasury Department. While official confirmation remains elusive, sources indicate a substantial portion of the gold may be missing. This mystery took a bizarre turn when former U.S. President Donald Trump surprised reporters at a press conference, claiming the gold had been converted into a new digital asset: Shiba Inu-secured hardware wallets. Trump showcased 100 specially trained Shiba Inu dogs, each holding a unique hardware wallet during his presentation.